Monday, March 7, 2011

Gotta get used to the pain.

I have always taken pride in the fact that I can eat anything I want, and as much of it as I want and never gain a pound. I've seen friends around me going to The Gym, and Aerobic classes and dieting and going 'I'M SO FAT I'M SO FAT' every few hours while I listen to them complain and stuff my face with more french fries.

Fact: My 6th grade uniform still fit me 3 months ago when I finally decided to get rid of it.

Only that has now changed. I can no longer fit into the uniform that fit fine at the beginning of this year. That is @##@$%$#%$#%%$$$@Q!#E@!E$. And sad. Very very sad. Now I'm very against women being defined according to their physical appearance and all that bullshit and hypocritical as this may seem, IDONWANNABEFAT:(

I just don't want to be outta shape, ya know? So I made this pact that I would get up early every day and jog for 15 minutes before getting ready for school. Yesterday I lasted for less than 5. I am not kidding when I say my lungs were on fire. I didn't give up though. Today it was 5 minutes and 44 seconds. One whole song. After that I felt I'd collapse and had to go back downstairs and soak my aching body in warm, bubbly, watermelon smelling water. I love watermelons. And to add insult to the injury, while I was lamenting about how sore I was all over, to a friend, another friend comes up and goes "It's trueeeeee. Yesterday I saw pictures of you from our play rehearsals in eleventh grade and you were sssooo (she actually talks like that) thinnnnnnnnn".

-_-

Not. Cool.

Of course , my friend being cool smacked her.

Whatever. My goal is to now be able to fit into my uniform before the school year ends. That's the 10th of July.

ANYWAY, I'm giving away this book





Making life choices and determining one's own destiny is the focus of this romantic novel for teenage girls. As the reader moves through the book, she is presented with questions and choices for what she could decide to do next. After making a selection, the reader is directed to a particular page in the book to continue the story. If the reader reaches a displeasing ending, she is free to go back and make another choice. The book has at least ten different endings ...

Okay I did not particularly enjoy this book. Which is why I'm giving it away, really. And because I love bloggers who have giveaways, and expect that you do too, and I want you all to love me. I'm very needy. :( LOLZ

22 comments:

  1. Saleeha, you're not fat. so SHUT UP!

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  2. You dont LOOK fat -shaking head-

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  3. Being fat hurts doesn't it? I weigh 51.5 kg. I checked a few days ago and it broke my heart. But I can't stop eating. And I can't work out. I'd die. Also, my jeans feel tighter. ITS SO PAINFUL TO JUST STAND THERE AND NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR FAT FAT BODY.

    I'm sorry. Fat talk makes me hormonal :(

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  4. Your fish tank. Shark? REALLY? I will not feed them anything. I will let them die.

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  5. Haha. I can never get fat no matter how much fatty food I gulp down. And this is annoying.
    -_-

    I ENVY YOU.

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  6. Hey....Maybe the Stupid unform has shrunken after been washed all over...

    (does that realli happen? I just heard mY Mom sayin' sO0

    Chill.
    You are Not fat.
    At least not fat-headed and that's what is important..:)

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  7. YOU ARE NOT FAT.
    I KNOW, so dont tell me otherwise.
    YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE FAT.
    I agree with ASEELA.

    I love you :)
    Now gimme that book :P

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  8. Unless one is Homer Simpson, being fat has more to do with the state of mind!

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  9. Awwwww babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you're ANYTHING BUT FAT!
    IWANTTHEBOOK!!! Lol i just found out how this book can totally be the title of your life :P Considering i'm your bestie. Ahem. :P

    And your uniform not fitting you anymore.. That's called growing UP! And just worry about your exams ubhi. You've got your whole summer to woryy about your non-existent-made-up-weight. K?

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  10. Annon, WHORU? YESIAM.

    Haha no Furry, I love you, but no.

    Roshni, not YET I don't.

    Aseela haha, IWEIGHMUCHMOREOKAY. And it sucks cuz I can't stop eating. :( IT'S MUCH MORE PAINFUL TO DO SOMETHING, I KNOW, I TRIED.

    I don't feed them either. I hate sharks. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAANN.

    Acetyl, I USED TO BE JUST LIKE YOU. Then one day, everything changed.

    Hamza, I don't know. I was fine for the first couple of months. And thanks, for assuring me I'm not fat headed. Atleast there's one part that survived.

    Dawson, haha no you don'tt. haha and THANKS FOR ENTERING MY GIVE AWAY MAN. THAT WAS AN EPIC FAIL IN IT'S SELF SEEING HOW NO ONE WANTS THIS BOOK.

    AGL, I don't know about that..

    AL HAHAHAHA I KNOW HAHAHAHA But in the book you have to decied if your bestfriend's boyfriend is good enough to be stolen. SO UMM..NO.

    No man, 10th June tak I'd betta be eleventh grade thin again. ODA WISE SHIZZ GONNA HIT DA FAN. And Imma be vvvv sad.

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  11. Omg, you're so pretty!!

    And I like the title of your blog. I'm not sure why. But I just like it.

    :D

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  12. Really the blogging is spreading its wings rapidly. Your write up is a fine example of it.


    Surgical Towel

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  13. Hey Saleeha, add me up on FB or email me, I'll tell you all you need to know about it =)

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  14. You have no web page or id, I can't contact you either! Acha, my web page has my FB address, go look at my blogger profile. If you want email, its mreza88@hotmail.com

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  15. You won babyyyyy. check ma bloggg

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  16. Saaaleeeehaaaaa! YOU ARE NOT FAT. Please. You might have gained a bit of weight but that's not fat. It will go away. Relax.

    I love full stops.

    P.S. Did the smack really happen? :P I don't remember. HAHAHAHA. Sorry about that.

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  17. I definitely enjoying every little bit of it and I have you bookmarked to check out new stuff you post."


    Web Design

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  18. how do expect people to be excited about the giveaway if u dont have any clue who to give it to???? ur just as bad as sadia with give aways... and since i pointed the error out i want the freggin book...just send it to sadia ill take ir from her...

    oh and you really wanna go into the fat talk??? u knw ill beat u hands down at it...as for the 15 mins jogging thngy ur supposed to build up ur stamina first dumdum...try exercises like skipping and breathing evenly during workouts to increase your lung capacity and hence the jogging time...

    you karachites bhi na!!!!

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  19. AW SALZ EVERYWUN LUFF UUUU LYK A FAT KID LUFFZ FOOD..
    ok bad example BUT IT TRUE 5EVERRR

    galz u fonna go workout with me? imma hookabruda up on some seriuz shiz know what im sayin better tell them slimshadychixx wassaaaaaaappppp

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